spooky-free-booty:

If you smoke we cool
If you don’t we still cool
If you come up to me and blow smoke in my face
I will break your fucking legs

phleps:

theirye’re* 

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

juantreehill:

faceless bloggers are so mysterious  

image

  • *reading in bedroom*
    Me:
  • We're going out to take care of some things.
    Parents:
  • *reading*
    Me:
  • And we're taking your siblings with us.
    Parents:
  • *reading*
    Me:
  • So you'll be alone for a bit.
    Parents:
  • *reading*
    Me:
  • Don't do anything crazy.
    Parents:
  • *reading*
    Me:
  • *leave with my siblings*
    Parents:
  • *stops reading*
    Me:
  • *emerges from room*
    Me:
  • *tiptoes into living room*
    Me:
  • *sits on couch*
    Me:
  • *continues reading*
    Me:

“Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.”

– Aubrey Plaza  (via missys-abode)