notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS